January 2009
Something in your eyes makes me want to lose myself, makes me want to lose...
– Chantal Kreviazuk (via littlemiss) (via suzywire)
I don’t waste money on Wonderbras or boob jobs or anything, my trick is to just...
– vice
She's More Interested in the Facts Than Fox News
Stone cold crazy panhandler lady, entering subway car: That man in the brown jacket, who's gonna tell you not to give me money, he's the JonBenet Ramsey rapist.
Impressed observer, reaching for wallet: That was definitely worth a dollar.
Stone cold crazy panhandler lady, walking on: And then in Carrie, they put the blood on the people and then they jerked off the dog.
Impressed observer: I should have given her two dollars.
--Downtown D Train
Don’t wait for extraordinary opportunities. Seize common occasions and make them...
– Orison Scott Marden (via hrrrthrrr) (via passthrufire)
POST SLUMP OVER: ONLY I CARE
wbfp:
The holidays are over, and the New Year’s booze has finally worn off. It’s time to (try) and enjoy the world again. The internet, other people, whatever pretty little things I happen to come across on my way to work/the bar/nowhere.
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This year I will find another shirt as awesome as my cheeseburger-tee, and I will not throw up all over it.
Also, I...
suzywire:
tumblsecrets:
“I miss you with every fibre of my being. Let’s forget the past and make a fantastic future together. You will not be dissapointed.”